I hope they make these rules canon for us.
Speaking of, how about another one?
"Customers are always right, as long as they have enough latinum."
Well, I am making them canon-for-us! I've been given wiki powers, and am going through some corners with a bulldozer, lol. Check out the DS-9 and Voyager pages, for example!
I really like that one - it's definitely getting added.
"Treat your employees like family: exploit them!" - pretty sure this is an actual one...
"Women are women, but Latinum is LATINUM!" - Didn't Nog say something like this to Jake once? Seems like something a Ferengi would say/think or make a rule...
I looked it up! Wording's a bit different (I like yours better) but yah, that's Rule #111.
That does sound familiar. Is there any way we can make it gender-neutral? I'm just thinking about how when Nog took over as Nagus, he was trying to move the Ferengi people towards a more gender-equal culture.
"Exploitation starts at home" is it I think
Never trust a person your dog wont
That one's Rule #110! There's a few about exploitation, and home, and similar, haha. I have to use the search function to figure them out!
I do agree with the dog one, just as a life rule! Are there dogs on Ferenginar???