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How Can the Federation Defeat the Borg? (Wrong answers only)


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#1 Lt (JG) Robin Mayfair

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Posted Star Date 22109.30 @ 22:35 (10:35 PM)

1) Upload all of Twitter into the Hive Mind.

2) One word: bacon. They can't have any until they stop assimilating people.

3) Force them to watch all of the Police Academy movies in one sitting.

4) Create a hive mind dead zone inside your house. Invite each Borg drone over, and then knife it when it least expects it. Bury the body, then repeat. (This one might take a while.)

 

It's up to you. Let's hear your plan to save the Federation from the menace of the Borg. 


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#2 Ens Beka Sydesh

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Posted Star Date 22110.01 @ 14:36 (02:36 PM)

Install Adobe Flash on the nearest Cube. They'll be so busy with the constant stream of updates, everyone else is safe.
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#3 Lt (JG) Robin Mayfair

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Posted Star Date 22110.01 @ 15:24 (03:24 PM)

Install Adobe Flash on the nearest Cube. They'll be so busy with the constant stream of updates, everyone else is safe.

 

Borg Queen: "No, don't click 'Install'!"

 

Drone 3 of 14: "We didn't. We clicked 'Cancel'."

 

Borg Queen: "THEN WHY IS IT INSTALLING?!?"

 

Drone 3 of 14: "We don't know. But we've lost four Cubes already." 


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#4 Lt (JG) Asfar Farhat Alturkia

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Posted Star Date 22110.02 @ 19:10 (07:10 PM)

Install AVG and just wait.


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#5 Lt Xenara Xardeen

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Posted Star Date 22110.02 @ 20:44 (08:44 PM)

Install Windows. They'll be so inundated with random crashes and updates, they won't have time to assimilate anyone. 


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#6 Ens Amy Martinez

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Posted Star Date 22110.03 @ 06:47 (06:47 AM)

Not just any version of Windows, however. Given them Windows 7, they don't deserve the good stuff.


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#7 Lt Xenara Xardeen

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Posted Star Date 22110.03 @ 13:37 (01:37 PM)

Not just any version of Windows, however. Given them Windows 7, they don't deserve the good stuff.

Ouch. Windows 7 wasn't THAT bad. lol I'd have given them 3.1. :P


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#8 Lt (JG) Robin Mayfair

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Posted Star Date 22110.03 @ 14:06 (02:06 PM)

I think we're going to find that Windows 11 is the ultimate anti-Borg weapon. "Assimilate this."


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#9 Lt Xenara Xardeen

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Posted Star Date 22110.03 @ 15:16 (03:16 PM)

I think we're going to find that Windows 11 is the ultimate anti-Borg weapon. "Assimilate this."

And I was so looking forward to Winders 11...


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