09-16-2026, 12:02 AM
Sebastian stared at A’kilees for several seconds, his expression becoming increasingly serious as the Saurian delivered his completely fabricated legal assessment.
“Really?”
He slowly nodded.
“I see how it is. All this time I thought we were friends.”
Sebastian placed a hand against his chest, feigning offense.
“And now, when my career is clearly hanging by a thread, you abandon me to the Federation prison system.”
He paused.
“Cold, A’kilees. Very cold.”
The Saurian's laughter only seemed to encourage him.
Sebastian shook his head, fighting back a grin.
“Fine. But when the security officers come to arrest me, I'm telling them you were the one who suggested the crime.”
He pointed at A’kilees.
“And when they ask what crime you committed, I'll tell them you committed it against the English language every time you say ‘isolinear processing chip.’”
Sebastian finally broke into laughter himself.
“Actually, that's probably worse than anything I could have done.”
He gave his friend a light bump with his shoulder.
“Besides, I know you wouldn't really let them take me.”
Sebastian glanced at him.
“You'd at least follow the prison transport long enough to make sure they didn't send me somewhere with terrible food.”
He paused thoughtfully.
“That's what friends are for.”
The grin returned.
“Although I'm beginning to think you're mostly keeping me around because I'm entertaining.”
== Tag A’kilees .==
“Really?”
He slowly nodded.
“I see how it is. All this time I thought we were friends.”
Sebastian placed a hand against his chest, feigning offense.
“And now, when my career is clearly hanging by a thread, you abandon me to the Federation prison system.”
He paused.
“Cold, A’kilees. Very cold.”
The Saurian's laughter only seemed to encourage him.
Sebastian shook his head, fighting back a grin.
“Fine. But when the security officers come to arrest me, I'm telling them you were the one who suggested the crime.”
He pointed at A’kilees.
“And when they ask what crime you committed, I'll tell them you committed it against the English language every time you say ‘isolinear processing chip.’”
Sebastian finally broke into laughter himself.
“Actually, that's probably worse than anything I could have done.”
He gave his friend a light bump with his shoulder.
“Besides, I know you wouldn't really let them take me.”
Sebastian glanced at him.
“You'd at least follow the prison transport long enough to make sure they didn't send me somewhere with terrible food.”
He paused thoughtfully.
“That's what friends are for.”
The grin returned.
“Although I'm beginning to think you're mostly keeping me around because I'm entertaining.”
== Tag A’kilees .==